Incomplete Stories Rant

You know what really gets down on its knees and takes a bite out of my nuts ? ...

Incomplete Anime .... yes, it sucks pretty fucking hard. Here I am sitting infront of my TV after spending over a hundred dollars on the Tenjo Tenge DVD. Im pretty freaking excited because its Tenjou Tenge ... ON DVD! I get to see Maya and all her bouncy glory in jerkable high quality. The popcorn's hot ... the beer's cold ... and im sitting there pigging out whilst embedding every scene of that show into my cranium, occuping all that space that was in there collecting dust for the past couple of years. Now I get to the very last dvd, I hug it, I kiss it, hell i even rub it all over my face before I slap it into the DVD player. Now as I watch the last episode like a giddy little school girl ... something doesnt feel right. "This doesnt seem like an ending ..." i tell myself ... and guess what, the motherfuckers just decide 'hey you know what make the fuckers read the manga!'.

Now im both confused and furious at that moment. I mean, why the fuck did i spend 120 dollars on god-fucking-damn dvds ... to watch something that doesnt complete its storyline or actually bring it to a satisfactory end where I the consumer am actually glad with the shit that I buy. It's like jerking off without any lubricant ... its all well and good at first ... but then you dont get what you really wanted in teh first place and the end product aint as satisfactory.

It's a real bitch, "Let's stop the anime because people arent buying the manga anymore!" ... and when they discovered that people actually like the storyline what do they do ... they pull a Tenjou Tenge or an Air Gear , pull out from the anime at such a point in the storyline where shit wont make sense and then want you the consumer to run off and buy the manga ... clever bastards, hope they burn in hell.

It's been happening for a while now, Tenjou Tenge, Air Gear, Kare Kano, Ichigo 100%, Suzuka (well actually I was satisfied with the anime's ending) ...

I just want to see what the fuck happens in the end ! Isn't that why we all watch anime (apart from us pervs who rewind every scene from Girls Bravo) ... I mean ... why cant they just finish the godamn story like Kimi Ga Nozumo Eien or Fate/Stay Night for that matter. Prime example of Uber-Storyline-killing-whore would have to be the author of the 'NANA' manga ... the anime was soo fucking good ... I started to tear up like an over-weight teenager infront of the TV watching Oprah and stuffing my face with ice cream, but this dirty bitch was all like "They no buy my manga ... damn them dilty-bastalds!" so she pulls out!

There are two ways of fixing this problem boys and girls ....

1. Revive Hitler and tell him that japanese people are actually jews with a bad speech impediment ...

or

2. We do it my way .......... which invloves alot of leather , chains ... and a german midget.

My way kicks major ass! ^_^"

-Amar No Ecchi!